The Valentine Lines, Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a screwball comedy
The Valentine Lines, a magical romcom where Cupid swaps arrows for scones in a throwback screwball comedy.
“The Valentine Lines” reimagines Cupid—aka Bart McGee—as an underdog ditching the corporate grind of Mt. Olympus, Inc., for small-town life in quaint Mineral Point, Wisconsin. When Bart launches a matchmaking business and falls in love with a local baker, chaos ensues as his meddling Olympus relatives crash the scene. It’s packed with snappy banter, slapstick escapades, mythological mishaps, and thoughtful explorations of love, trust, and self-discovery.
It’s "Kate & Leopold" meets "The Holiday,” a modern “Bell, Book, and Candle.” A literary escape for readers craving whimsy with emotional resonance.
"It's a lighthearted and humorous read, like a relaxing mug of hot cocoa that might just have been spiked with a little liqueur." ~Reader Views 5-star review.
No sex, politics, foul language. Manuscript winner/finalist in CIBA (humor) and Southwest Writers.