The Toilet Paper Wars

Suzanne Ries

Toilet paper cleans up messes. Wouldn't it be nice if we could use toilet paper to clean up our messy lives? Married couples especially need a whole lot of toilet paper to clean up the multitude of messes encountered along the way. This book is written for those people who entered into a marriage with eyes closed and a heart wide open. Little by little, the eyes revealed what we could not allow our hearts to believe. The heroine in this story progresses through seven common relationship phases: 1. The Courtship Phase; 2. The Honeymoon Phase;3. The Baggage Phase; 4. The Coping Phase; 5. The Righteous Retribution Phase 6. The Reality Shock Phase; 7. The Enlightenment Phase. In the fifth stage , the Righteous Retribution Phase, came The Toilet Paper Wars. The once knight-in-shining armor transformed into a man obsessed only with his toilet paper as the marriage was unraveling. Our heroine learns many tough lessons, develops a hard-won sense of humor and ends up with new found wisdom.

Package Date Range

Tue, 05/13/2025 - 12:00

External Book Links

Amazon

ISBN13

9781720832102

Fiction / Non-Fiction

Nonfiction

Genre

Humor

Language

English

Format

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